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Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.











Sunday, July 26, 2009

Thanks John bob Looney! Newly wed wife to husband

The newly wed wife said to her husband when he
returned from work: "I have great news for you.
Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house
instead of two."

The husband started glowing with happiness and
kissing his wife said: "Oh darling, I'm the
happiest man in the world."

But then she said: "I'm glad that you feel this
way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in
with us."

Job of President outsourced to India- Terry Krause e-mail

Washington, DC -- June 28, 2009

Congress today announced that the office of President of the United
States of America will be outsourced to India as of September 1, 2009.
The
move is being made in order to save the President's $500,000 yearly
salary,
and also a record $750 billion in deficit expenditures and related
overhead
that his office has incurred during the last 3 months.

It is anticipated that $7 trillion can be saved to the end of the
President's term. "We believe this is a wise financial move. The cost
savings are huge," stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds (R-WA). "We
cannot remain competitive on the world stage with the current level of
cash
outlay," Reynolds noted. Mr. Obama was informed by email this morning of
his termination.
Preparations for the job move have been underway for some time.

Gurvinder Singh, a tele-technician for Indus Teleservices, Mumbai,
India will assume the office of President as of September 1, 2009. Mr.
Singh
was born in the United States while his Indian parents were vacationing
at
Niagara Falls, NY. Thus making him eligible for the position. He will
receive a salary of $320 (USD) a month, but no health coverage or
other benefits.

It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job
responsibilities without a support staff. Due to the time difference
between the US and India, he will be working primarily at night.
"Working
nights will allow me to keep my day job at the Dell Computer call
center,"
stated Mr. Singh in an exclusive interview.

"I am excited about this position. I always hoped I would be
President." A Congressional spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may
not be fully
aware of all the issues involved in the office of President, this should
not
be a problem as President Obama had never been familiar with the issues

either. Mr. Singh will rely upon a script tree that will enable him to
respond
effectively to most topics of concern. Using these canned responses,
he can address common concerns without having to understand the
underlying
issue at all. "We know these scripting tools work," stated the
spokesperson.
"President Obama has used them successfully for years, with the result
that
some people actually thought he knew what he was talking about."
Obama will receive health coverage, expenses, and salary until his
final day of employment. Following a two-week waiting period, he will be

eligible for $140 a week unemployment for 26 weeks. Unfortunately he
will not be
eligible for Medicaid, as his unemployment benefits will exceed the
allowed
limit.

Mr. Obama has been provided with the outplacement services of
Manpower, Inc. to help him write a resume and prepare for his upcoming
job
transition. According to Manpower, Mr. Obama may have difficulties in
securing a
new position due to a lack of any successful work experience during his
lifetime.

A greeter position at WalMart was suggested due to Obama's extensive
experience at shaking hands, as well as his special smile.

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