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Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.











Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Lovemaking tips for seniors ... Thanks Clay and Carol

Lovemaking Tips For Seniors









1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.



2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.



3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)



4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.



5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember..



6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.



7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..



8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.



9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!



10. Don't even think about trying it twice. .. . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . ... . . . . . . . . . . .

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'



'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.



'OLD' IS WHEN....

You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .



'OLD' IS WHEN..

'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.



'OLD' IS WHEN....

'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..



'OLD' IS WHEN...

An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.



'OLD' IS WHEN....

You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.





(I sent this in large type in case you're still looking for your glasses from last night!)

Best email rec'd in years- Thanks Clay Vice!

----- Original Message -----

From: Clay Vice

Sent: Tuesday, August 31, 2010 08:20

Subject: Fw: Fwd: This is the best email I've gotten in years!!!









Love this!!!







--------------------------------------------------------------------------------







ate: Sun, 15 Aug 2010 10:24:42 -0700













To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars..... See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'



And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity



14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.





Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called...THERAPY

Why liberals and conservatives ... Thanks Judi Cole!

Very good, Judi!




So true in today's political world.



Sam



----- Original Message -----

From: judith Cole

Sent: Monday, August 30, 2010 22:33

Subject: Lib vs. Conservative















I have often wondered why it is that the conservatives are called the “right” and the liberals are called the “left.”

By chance stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:



Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)



“The heart of the wise inclines to the right,

but the heart of the fool to the left.”

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