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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

o and bush and two ladies on a train

Sitting together on a train were Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.



The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.



When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.




No one speaks.



The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.



The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.




Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.








George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the crap out of Obama again!!



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The lawyer and the senior... Thanks Lou Flores!

There are a few  good lawyers and many shysters.  My lawyer friends are the good ones.  You people probably know the rest of them.  Nonetheless whatever you have done in life as a senior, you may have picked up a clue now and then.

Sam


Lawyer vs Senior Citizen















Respect your elders…









A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.



The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily.







So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.



The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.



The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.



This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.



The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"



The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.



Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"



The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net.



He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.



He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep.



The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"



The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.



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