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Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Saturday, February 26, 2011

Humor for the day... Thanks Joann Hensley!

Enjoy the humor!






He was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely

ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of him had slipped into the check-out line

pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine his delight when the

cashier beckoned the woman to come forward, looked into the cart, and asked

sweetly, 'So which six items would you like to buy?'



Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?



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Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, an elderly man and his wife were told there would be a 45 minute wait for a table. 'Young

man, we're both 90 years old, ' the husband said ..'We may not have 45

minutes.' They were seated immediately.

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The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would

'hate' to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.

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All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the

aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her

father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews

responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. As her

father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

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Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord... 'God, what does a million years mean to

you?'

The Lord replies, 'A minute.'

Smith asks, 'And what does a million dollars mean to you?'

The Lord replies, 'A penny.'

'Smith asks, 'Can I have a penny?'

'The Lord replies, 'In a minute.'

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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. 'Give me one last request,

dear,' he said.

'Of course, John,' his wife said softly.

'Six months after I die,' he said, 'I want you to marry Bob.'

'But I thought you disliked Bob,' she said.

With his last breath John said, 'I do!'



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A man goes to see the Rabbi. 'Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I

have to talk to you about it.'

The Rabbi asked, 'What's wrong?'

The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.'

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, 'How can that be?'

The man then pleads, 'I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what

should I do?'

The Rabbi then offers, 'Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I

can find out and I'll let you know.'

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "I spoke to her on the phone

for three hours. You want my advice?'

The man said yes and the Rabbi replied, 'Take the poison'

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