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Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Talking dog- Cheap! Thanks Mr. Shover!

Talking dog- Cheap




A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana

and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.



The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.



'You talk?' he asks.



'Yep,' the Lab replies.



After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'



The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young..





I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.



In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'



'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...



But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'



The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.



'Ten dollars,' the guy says.



'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'





'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.

3rd grader contest... Clay! Recycled

Weenie Test



Three 3rd Graders : an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid, are on the

playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game.

"Let's see who has the biggest weenie," he says.



"Okay." They all agree.



The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.



"That's nothing," says the Italian kid.

He whips his out, and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer.



Not to be outdone, the Black kid whips his out. It is by far, not only the biggest, but the fattest.



That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid's mother asks him what he did at school today.



"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test, and read out loud from a new book, and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called "Let's see who has the largest weenie."



"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks his mother.



"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies, and I had the Biggest!

The other kids say it's because I'm Black. Is that true?



"No, Leroy. - It's because you're eighteen!"

FW- A blue rose... Thanks Clay Vice!

A Blue Rose





Having four visiting family members, my wife was very busy, so I offered to go to the store for her to get some needed items, which included light bulbs, paper towels, trash bags, detergent and Clorox. So off I went.





I scurried around the store, gathered up my goodies and headed for the checkout counter, only to be blocked in the narrow aisle by a young man who appeared to be about sixteen-years-old. I wasn't in a hurry, so I patiently waited for the boy to realize that I was there. This was when he waved his hands excitedly in the air and declared in a loud voice, "Mommy, I'm over here."





It was obvious now, he was mentally challenged and also startled as he turned and saw me standing so close to him, waiting to squeeze by. His eyes widened and surprise exploded on his face as I said, "Hey Buddy, what's your name?"





"My name is Denny and I'm shopping with my mother," he responded proudly.





"Wow," I said, "that's a cool name; I wish my name was Denny, but my name is Steve."





"Steve, like Stevarino?" he asked. "Yes," I answered. "How old are you Denny?"





"How old am I now, Mommy?" he asked his mother as she slowly came over from the next aisle.





"You're fifteen-years-old Denny; now be a good boy and let the man pass by."





I acknowledged her and continued to talk to Denny for several more minutes about summer, bicycles and school. I watched his brown eyes dance with excitement, because he was the center of someone's attention. He then abruptly turned and headed toward the toy section.





Denny's mom had a puzzled look on her face and thanked me for taking the time to talk with her son. She told me that most people wouldn't even look at him, much less talk to him.





I told her that it was my pleasure and then I said something I have no idea where it came from, other than by the prompting of the Holy Spirit. I told her that there are plenty of red, yellow, and pink roses in God's Garden; however, "Blue Roses" are very rare and should be appreciated for their beauty and distinctiveness. You see, Denny is a Blue Rose and if someone doesn't stop and smell that rose with their heart and touch that rose with their kindness, then they've missed a blessing from God.





She was silent for a second, then with a tear in her eye she asked, "Who are you?"





Without thinking I said, "Oh, I'm probably just a dandelion, but I sure love living in God's garden."





She reached out, squeezed my hand and said, "God bless you!" and then I had tears in my eyes.





May I suggest, the next time you see a BLUE ROSE, don't turn your head and walk off. Take the time to smile and say Hello. Why? Because, by the grace of GOD, this mother or father could be you. This could be your child, grandchild, niece or nephew. What a difference a moment can mean to that person or their family.





From an old dandelion! Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God .





"People will forget what you said, People will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel!" .





If this story blesses you today Please consider sharing it with others.





Life is too short and friends are too few.

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