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Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.











Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Cartoons ... thanks Jackie!

Fall of the Roman Empire.




Party guests from left to right:
Tim Geithner, John Kerry, KSM, Oprah, Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, Axelrod, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama,
Hillary Clinton, Party Crashers #1, Rahm Emanuel, Eric Holder, Party Crashers #2, Harry Reid, John Edwards, Bluto, Andy Stern, Bill Clinton, Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Barney Frank, Kevin Jennings


Statues left to right: Che Guevara, Saul Alinsky, Obama, Chairman Mao, Lenin


President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.

Hi God, it's me, Charlie Brown ... Thanks Alma Moll!






Hi God, it’s me....things are getting bad here, gas prices are too high, no

jobs, food and heating cost too high. I know some have taken you out of our

schools, government & even Christmas. But God I'm asking you to come back

and re-bless America , We really need you. Thanks God, I love you!



God says when 2 or more are gathered in My Name, there I will be also!!!




Please God..please Bless America again!

How to start a fight ... thanks Clay!






For God so loved the world, that he gave his only



begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should



not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16

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HOW TO START A FIGHT









One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as

a Christmas gift...



The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.



When she asked me why, I replied,



"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"



And that's how the fight started.....



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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while

we were in bed.



I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'



'No,' she answered. I then said,



'Is that your final answer?'



She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'



So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."



And that's when the fight started...



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I took my wife to a restaurant.



The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.



"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."



He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"



"Nah, she can order for herself."



And that's when the fight started.....



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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school

reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his

drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.



I asked her, "Do you know him?"



"Yes", she sighed,



"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking

right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he

hasn't been sober since."



"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on

celebrating that long?"



And then the fight started...



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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting

to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had

something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,

making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she

thought of a clever way to make her point.



When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall

grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing

scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into

the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again

I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the

grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."



The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.



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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.



She asked, "What's on TV?"



I said, "Dust."



And then the fight started...



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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my

lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the

boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential

downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the

garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather

would be bad all day.



I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back

into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different

anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is

terrible."



My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my

stupid husband is out fishing in that?"



And that's how the fight started...



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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming

anniversary.



She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in

about 3 seconds."



I bought her a bathroom scale.



And then the fight started......



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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply

for Social Security.



The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to

verify my age.



I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at

home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have

to go home and come back later.



The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.



So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.



She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for

me' and she processed my Social Security application.



When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at

the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped

your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'



And then the fight started...



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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.



She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,



"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you

to pay me a compliment.'



I replied, "Your eyesight's near perfect."



And then the fight started........



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I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!



The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!



He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'



So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'



That's how the fight started


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Clay,

Come to think of it , I could have said something stupid when Jeanie beat the

---- out of me a few times.  TIO (The Innocent One)

Birthday mention from Jack H, Plymale of P'Town!

From: Jack Plymale




Sent: Tuesday, November 15, 2011 08:21



To: Sam Kegley


Subject: Re: I am 79 years old yesterday. Thanks family and friends!



You damned bunch of Hilltoppers always were a glib bunch!!!!! From one of the linguistically retarded Mabert Roaders.




Thanks Jack, but I hadn't noticed the retardation from some fine Mabert Roaders of my acquaintance, notably you, Frank Hunter, Ted Truitt, and my brother-in-law, Don Lundy. I dated Ray Pelfrey's sister, Rosella for a short while and she was really a gifted beauty. Mabert road was still a Portsmouth stable in its once greatness as a city on the rivers.




Sam










On Tue, Nov 15, 2011 at 5:43 AM, Sam Kegley wrote:



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Sunday, November 14, 2011

Memories- Yesterday's birthday greetings- Thanks all!

For the Buckeye fans ... Thanks Clay Vice!

Then there is this one for the Buckeye Fans.



Thought you all might like this one.



A man dressed in Scarlet and Gray walks into an Ann Arbor sports bar

with a small dog under his arm. He says to the bartender:

Hey, can I leave my dog here while I go to the OSU - Michigan game?

A dog in my bar? No. But he's a special dog, the OSU fan says.

In what way? The bartender asks.

Well, says the Buckeye,he will watch the game on TV with you. When OSU

scores, he will walk up and down the bar on his hind legs.

When Michigan scores, he will walk up and down the bar on his front legs.

When Ohio State wins, he will do back flips all the way down the bar and back.

Wow,the bartender says. What does he do when Michigan wins?

I don't know" says the Buckeye. "He's only six years old.

The Lord's Prayer ... thanks Clay!



OUR LORD 'S PRAYER

The moment you receive it, say:

Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name, Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil..

For Thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory now and forever. Amen..



GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU ,

It shall be well with you this coming year..

No matter how much your enemies try this year, they will not succeed.

You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals this year...

For the remainder of 2011, all your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be incoming in abundance. Today, God has confirmed the end of your sufferings, sorrows and pain because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you. He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He will never let you down.



I knocked at heaven's door this morning, God asked me.. My child! What can I do for you? And I said,



'Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message..'



It has never been broken. Within 48 hours send as many as you can - God does know if you don't have 20 people to send it to. It's the effort and intent that counts. to family and friends.

This is a powerful Prayer. Couldn't hurt. Can only help..Please do not break it...



When God leads you to the edge of the cliff, trust Him fully and let go, only 1 of 2 things will happen, either He'll catch you when you fall, or He'll teach you how to fly!



If God brings you to it, He will bring you thru it.


Noah, the pigeon ... thanks Ramey Sonny Hoskins!

This is precious. Take time to go to the end.








Noah the Dove







These little bunnies, about 6 days old, were attacked by a dog and orphaned. Two out of the litter of five did not survive, and these three were not doing very well.







Noah is a non-releasable, one-legged homing pigeon/rock dove that is in the rehab centre. Noah kept going over to the bunny cage and looking in -- even sleeping in front of the door to the cage.







Then, suddenly, there were only two bunnies in the cage. But when Noah moved a bit from the front of the cage to everyone's surprise...there was the tiny bunny...under Noah's wing...sound asleep! That little bunny rabbit had crawled through the cage, preferring a featherbed, no doubt to snuggling up with its littermates!







Now, they are all together and the bunnies are doing GREAT. When the bunnies scoot underneath Noah's feathers, he carefully extends his wings out to surround them and then they snuggle. When one of them moves and they start sticking out here and there, he gently pushes them back under him with his beak! It is beautiful and amazing to see...







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Update on Noah the pigeon:







We are Bob and Georganne Lenham of Wild Rose Rescue Ranch in Texas, home of Noah the Pigeon.



After finding many posts online featuring Noah and the bunnies and reading about the many lives he has touched (his story has been forwarded around the world) we thought we'd post a follow-up and a few new photos.



We knew there was something special about Noah the moment we saw him. Although the bunnies seem to be his favorite, Noah helps out with many rescue babies here at the Wild Rose Rescue Ranch...







Noah's first litter of bunnies, almost raised and ready for release.







Photo Bob Lenham



Now, Noah helps out with many rescue babies here at the ranch...







How wonderful it is to have a full-time soft-feathered nurturer here at the rescue ranch! He cuddles with all the babies as they snuggle under his warm feathers...and he "coos" as if singing them to sleep with a lullaby.







Noah is truly, truly a God-send.



"He will cover you with His feathers and under His wings you will find refuge." Psalm 91:4

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