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For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Friday, February 10, 2012

Best Dear Abby ... Thanks Doug!


BEST DEAR ABBY YET!
DEAR ABBY:

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card
bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at
me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our
kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the
interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that
most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to
whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even
more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics
and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next
he's with Muslims. Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before
anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's
just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed,
Lost

Dear Lost,

Stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free,
travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you.
You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with
the idiot for one more year!
Signed,
Abby

Romney and Character ... Thanks Judi!



Not intended as a political endorsement, but a character endorsement!


Subject: Romney
To:


I had forgotten this story of Romney efforts to try and save the life of one of his Partner’s children at Bain Capital. I was working on a project in NY at the time—it is a true story and not some journalist/reporters/ political hero tale. Juxtapose that with the “accepted wisdom that” the people on Wall Street only care about the almighty dollar!!
Will

MAY NOT MAKE THE NEWS AS ITS 16 YEARS OLD-BUT IT SHOULD!
On Romney's character....
Sometimes, this facet of Romney’s personality isn’t so subtle. In July 1996, the 14-year-old daughter of Robert Gay, a partner at Bain Capital, had disappeared. She had attended a rave party in New York City and gotten high on ecstasy. Three days later, her distraught father had no idea where she was. Romney took immediate action. He closed down the entire firm and asked all 30 partners and employees to fly to New York to help find Gay’s daughter. Romney set up a command center at the LaGuardia Marriott and hired a private detective firm to assist with the search. He established a toll-free number for tips, coordinating the effort with the NYPD, and went through his Rolodex and called everyone Bain did business with in New York, and asked them to help find his friend’s missing daughter. Romney’s accountants at Price Waterhouse Cooper put up posters on street poles, while cashiers at a pharmacy owned by Bain put fliers in the bag of every shopper. Romney and the other Bain employees scoured every part of New York and talked with everyone they could – prostitutes, drug addicts – anyone.
That day, their hunt made the evening news, which featured photos of the girl and the Bain employees searching for her. As a result, a teenage boy phoned in, asked if there was a reward, and then hung up abruptly. The NYPD traced the call to a home in New Jersey, where they found the girl in the basement, shivering and experiencing withdrawal symptoms from a massive ecstasy dose. Doctors later said the girl might not have survived another day. Romney’s former partner credits Mitt Romney with saving his daughter’s life, saying, “It was the most amazing thing, and I’ll never forget this to the day I die.”
So, here’s my epiphany: Mitt Romney simply can’t help himself. He sees a problem, and his mind immediately sets to work solving it, sometimes consciously, and sometimes not-so-consciously. He doesn’t do it for self-aggrandizement, or for personal gain. He does it because that’s just how he’s wired.
Many people are unaware of the fact that when Romney was asked by his old employer, Bill Bain, to come back to Bain & Company as CEO to rescue the firm from bankruptcy, Romney left Bain Capital to work at Bain & Company for an annual salary of one dollar. When Romney went to the rescue of the 2002 Salt Lake Olympics, he accepted no salary for three years, and wouldn’t use an expense account. He also accepted no salary as Governor of Massachusetts.
Character counts!! (and yes...that's worth reading again!)

Class and ass ... Thanks Doug!


Rather easy to understand the difference!! And isn't that the truth.........

George W. Bush speech after capture of Saddam Hussein:
The success of yesterday's mission is a tribute to our men and women now serving
in Iraq. The operation was based on the superb work of intelligence analysts who
found the dictator's footprints in a vast country. The operation was carried out with
skill and precision by a brave fighting force. Our servicemen and women and our
coalition allies have faced many dangers in the hunt for members of the fallen regime,
and in their effort to bring hope and freedom to the Iraqi people. Their work
continues, and so do the risks. Today, on behalf of the nation, I thank the members
of our Armed Forces and I congratulate them.


And now, let's hear from the Ass:
Barack Hussein Obama speech, Sunday, May 1, 2011:
And so shortly after taking office, I directed Leon Panetta, the director of the CIA,
to make the killing or capture of bin Laden the top priority of my war against
al Qaeda, even as I continued our broader efforts to disrupt, dismantle, and defeat
his network. Then, last August, after years of painstaking work by my intelligence
community, I was briefed on a possible lead to bin Laden. It was far from certain,
and it took many months to run this thread to ground. I met repeatedly with my
national security team as we developed more information about the possibility that
we had located bin Laden hiding within a compound deep inside of Pakistan. And
finally, last week, I determined that I had enough intelligence to take action, and I
authorized an operation to get Osama bin Laden and bring him to justice. Today,
at my direction, the United States launched a targeted operation against that
compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan.


Are you smarter than a sixty year opld ... Thks T & C!



Are you smarter than a 60 year old?

THIS WAS
HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.....THE ANSWERS WERE ON THE TIP OF MY
TONGUE....I REMEMBERED, BUT
............
DON'T LOOK BELOW FOR
THE ANSWERS UNTIL YOU HAVE TRIED IT OUT A TEST FOR 'OLDER' KIDS. I
was picky who I sent this to. It had to be those who might actually
remember. So have some fun my sharp-witted friends. This is a test for
us 'older kids'! The answers are printed below, (after the questions)
but don't cheat! answer them first.....

01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and
rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was
that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but
he left this behind. What did he leave behind?________________.

02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S.
.In early 1964, we all watched them on The _____________ Show.

03. 'Get your kicks, __________________.'

04. 'The story you are about to see is true.
The names have been changed to ___________________.'

05. 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle,
________________.'

06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and
the Watusi, we 'danced' under a stick that was lowered as low as we
could go in a dance called the '_____________.'

07. Nestle's makes the very best . . . .
_______________.'

08. Satchmo was America's 'Ambassador of
Goodwill.' Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with
us. His name was _________________.

09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking?
_______________.

10. Red Skeleton's hobo character was named
__________________ and Red always ended his television show by saying,
'Good Night, and '________ ________.'

11.Some Americans who protested the Vietnam
War did so by burning their______________.

12. The cute little car with the engine in the
back and the trunk in the front was called the VW. What other
names did it go by? ____________ &_______________.

13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song
about, 'the day the music died.' This was a tribute to
___________________.

14. We can remember the first satellite placed
into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called
___________________.

15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and
60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. It was
called the __ ______________.

ANSWERS :
01. The Lone Ranger left behind a silver
bullet.
02. The Ed Sullivan Show
03. On Route 66
04. To protect the innocent
05. The Lion Sleeps Tonight
06. The limbo
07. Chocolate
08. Louis Armstrong
09.The Timex watch
10. Freddy The Freeloader and 'Good Night and
God Bless.'
11. Draft cards (Bras were also burned. Not
flags, as some have guessed.)
12. Beetle or Bug
13. Buddy Holly
14. Sputnik
15. Hoola-hoop

Send this to your 'older' friends, (Better
known as Seniors.) It will drive them crazy! And keep them busy and
let them forget their aches and pains for a few minutes

Great recycle from great friends! Thanks T & C!





From: cbandsue@portsmouthinsurance.com
To: mail.com
Subject: FW: Fwd: Making a Bus!
Date: Wed, 8 Feb 2012 16:19:13 -0500




Making a Baby.... This is hilarious!

There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny!


The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'


'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.'

'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?'


'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat !.

After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'

'Leave everything to me.. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'

'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'

'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'


'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.


The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.

'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with..'

'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.


'Yes, I'm afraid so I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look'

'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

'Yes', the photographer replied 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?'

'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away..'

'Tripod?'


'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'

Mrs.
Smith fainted

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