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Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Saturday, August 4, 2012

Good'en, good friend Clay V.!


SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted ......

The waiting room was filled with patients.

As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name.
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In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause!


DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS

Just askin' God ... Thanks good friend Bob L.!

> Just askin'
>
>
> Me: God, can I ask you a question?
>
> God: Sure.
>
> Me: Promise you won't get mad.
>
> God: I promise.
>
>
> Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
>
>
> God: What do you mean?
>
> Me: Well, I woke up late.
>
>
> God: Yes.
>
>
> Me: My car took forever to start.
>
>
> God: Okay.
>
> Me: At lunch they made my sandwich wrong and I had to
> wait.
>
>
> God: Huummm.
>
>
> Me: On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a
> call.
>
>
> God: All right.
>
>
> Me: And on top of it all, when I got home I just wanted to soak my feet in
> my new foot massager and relax, but it wouldn't work!!!
> Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
>
>
> God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning and I
> had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you
> sleep through
> that.
>
> Me: (humbled): OH...
>
>
> GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on
> your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
>
> Me: (ashamed)
>
> God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn't
> want you
> to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
>
> Me: (embarrassed): Ok...
>
>
> God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was
> going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't
> even
> let you talk to them so you would be covered.
>
>
> Me: (softly) I see God.
>
> God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to
> throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you
> wanted
> to be in the dark.
>
> Me: I'm sorry God.
>
>
> God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good
> and the bad.
>
>
> Me: I will trust you.
>
> God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your
> plan.
>
> Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything
> today.
>
>
> God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God, and
> I love looking after my children.
>
>
>
> Resend if you believe in HIM.

Kim Jung Un and o Thanks Nita E. (I think ;) )


Kim Jung Un

I am really concerned about North Korea 's appointment of Kim Jung Un to be the new leader of North Korea-- a nuclear power!

Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general in the military. This is a snot-nose twerp who has never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership: he hasn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team or commanded a military platoon. So guess what---next they make him the "beloved leader" of the country. Terrific!

Oh, crap! I'm sorry. I just remembered that we did the same thing here in the USA . We took an arrogant community organizer who has
never worn a uniform and made him Commander-in-Chief; a guy who has never had a real job, worked on a budget or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and made him the leader of this country.

I'm sorry I brought this up. Never mind.

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