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For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.











Friday, February 1, 2013

Women ... Thanks Mary & Paul K.!



 
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
 
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
 
Keep reading-they get better!!!
 
 
WOMEN'S REVENGE
 
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
 
As she fumbled for her wallet,
I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
 
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
 
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
 
 
 
 
 
KEEP READING ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM.
 
 
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
 
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
 
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
 
 
LOTS MORE TO ENJOY...KEEP SCROLLING DOWN FOR A WHILE.
 
 
 
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
 
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
 
'It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes.'
 
He addressed the man,
'Can you name your wife's favorite flower?'
 
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,
'It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
 
 
LOTS MORE TO LAUGH AT...
 
 
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
 
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..
 
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
 
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife..
 
She directs him down the correct aisle.
 
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls
and a ball of string on the counter.
 
She says, confused,
'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
 
He answers, 'You see, it's like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers;
cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
 
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
 
 
KEEP ON READING .
 
 
WIFE vs. HUSBAND
 
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
 
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
 
As they
passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
 
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
 
 
MORE AND MORE YET TO ENJOY.
 
 
WORDS
 
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
 
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to
repeat everything to men....
 
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
 
 
KEEP ON GOING.
 
 
CREATION
 
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !
 
 
SCROLL DOWN SOME MORE...
 
 
WHO DOES WHAT
 
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
 
The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
 
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
 
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and
besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
 
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me..'
 
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages,
that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'
 
 
YEP, THERE IS SOME MORE...
 
 
The Silent Treatment
 
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
 
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),
he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00AM.'
He left it where he knew she would find it.
 
The next morning, the man woke up,
only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00AM. Wake up.'
 
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
 
 
KEEP ON SCROLLING DOWN...
 
 
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece
 
 
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH
AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
THIS IS THE END!!!

Yes ... Good brain exercise Thanks Bob L.

Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strong mind.
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> And better than that: Alzheimer's is a long, long, ways down the road before it ever gets anywhere near you.
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> If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line.   Only   very good minds   can read this. This is weird, but interesting!
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> FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT
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> Even if you are not old, you will find this interesting...
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> This is a TEST--------------------------
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> I don't know about the wishes but we can all use some brain exercise!!
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> H ow old are your eyes?
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> TO 3 PEOPLE BUT IF YOU FORWARD TO MORE IT WILL HAPPEN SOONER!!   Do send this message on. It is great fun and good for the Brain!!!

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