-If you want gun law reform for the purpose of "saving the children" but you believe its ok to abort a baby....you might be a liberal

-I you think that Republicans are racist but have called a black conservative an Uncle Tom...you might be a liberal

-If you think the economy is recovering, but didn't know a budget hasn't been passed since 2009 or that we are $17.5 trillion in debt...you might be a liberal

-If you have put a 'coexist' or 'tolerance' bumper sticker on your car and then said something negative about Christianity...you might be a liberal

-If you watched the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 but have called a conservative a hatemonger for saying something "intolerant" of Is Lame you are a traitor...and you might be a liberal

-If you think that rich people need to pay more taxes, but that there should be fewer restrictions on who can qualify for welfare...you might be a liberal

-If you think that the government should stay out of women's bodies, but you believe that taxpayers should pay for contraceptives...you might be a liberal

-If you think that Mitt Romney is a moron; but think Whoopi Goldberg, Chris Matthews and Piers Morgan are intelligent...you might be a liberal

-If you think that the constitution should be changed so that a small minority can justify their fetishes, but also want to change the constitution to take away other American’s established rights...you might be a liberal

-If think that more should be done to advance women's rights, but have said something negative about Sarah Palin...you might be a liberal

-If you think the Republicans are the reason Obama hasn't been able to fix the economy, but didn't know that the Obamas spent $1.4 billion in taxpayer money for vacations in 2011...you might be a liberal

If any of the above applies to you...You are an idiot

For the rest of you, feel free to add to this list in the comments

~TheSlackPanther