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Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.











Sunday, February 16, 2014

Hot Coffee ... Thx Marge R!



HOT COFFEE
 
Gotta love those grand-kids .
I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her,
What day is tomorrow?" .
 
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!" ..
 
She's smart, so I asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?" .
I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton, etc.
She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the
White House,  And if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull Shit."
 
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!

Dad's new ipad ... Thx Nana & Marge R!

This is in German but you don't need to know the language to understand it...just watch it...it is funny! Enjoy.
 
Too funny not to share
Watch the following short clip that takes less than a minute.
 
A daughter is visiting her father and is helping in the kitchen. She asks:
 
"Tell me dad, how are you managing with the new I-Pad we gave you for your birthday?"
 
This clip is spoken in German but it's totally understandable in any language.
 
 

3 little pigs night out ... Thx Marge r!

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The Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.

'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.

'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.

'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy. 

'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.

'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.

'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.


'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'

But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'



You're gonna LOVE me for this....



The third piggy says -


'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

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Aren't you sorry I have your email address??

Astounding interaction of Cat and Dolphin! ... Thx Marge R!

Astounding interaction of cat and dolphin! 

I found this interesting and thought you would too: 

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I Cannot Believe What This Cat Did With This Dolphin! Simply Astounding. | PetFlow Blog - The most interesting news for pet parents around the world.

 

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