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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Thursday, March 6, 2014

The IRS and Grandpa ... Thx Paul C!



The IRS and GRANDPA
 
 
 
 
This is too funny not to pass on...    The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.  The IRS auditor was  not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. 

The auditor said,  'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.  I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'

I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'

Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.' 

The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'

 Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. 

Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'

Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. 

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. 

 'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars  that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.' 

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. 

'Are you okay?' the  auditor asks.
'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five
thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'
 
 I keep telling you.  Don't Mess with Old People!

On His Knees ... Ronald Reagan ... Thx Paul C! I didn't know LIncoln, Washington, or Reagan, but Reagan is the absolute best for America!

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ON HIS KNEES    RONALD REAGAN
 
 
This is a rather short video that we all should watch, appreciate and
fully understand its meaning.  It is also one that everyone in our
government should be forced to watch several times, at least until they get it!!!
 
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