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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Young Arkie goes off to college ... Thx Paul C!


  A young Arkie goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend, he calls home. 
  
"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here at Hendrix that will teach our dog, Ole' Blue how to talk!" 
  
"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ole' Blue in that program?" 
  
"Just send him over here with $1,000" the young Arkie says "and I'll get him in the course." 
  
So, his Father sends the dog and $1,000. 
  
About two-thirds of the way through the semester,   the money again runs out. The boy calls home. 
  
"So how's Ole' Blue doing son?" his Father asks. 
  
"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this --      they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!" 
  
"Read!?" says his Father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?" 
  
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." 
  
The money promptly arrives. The Arkie and his girlfriend are able to buy enough marijuana to last the whole semester. But our hero has a problem.       At the end of the year, his Father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. Even though he was always pretty much able to lie his way out of      trouble, the Arkie asked his girlfriend to help him think of a really good lie to tell his Dad.   She very quickly came up with a plan for him. 
  
So she has him shoot the dog. 
  
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his Father is all excited. 
  
"Where's Ole' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read   something and talk!" 
  
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does". 
  
"Then Ole' Blue turned to me and asked, so, is your Daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?" 
  
The Father went white and exclaimed, "I hope you shot that lying dog before he talks to your Mother!" 
  
"I sure did, Dad!" 
  
"That's my boy!" 
  
The kid married his girlfriend, they both went on to law school in Fayetteville, he became Governor of Arkansas and President of the United States, then she was appointed Secretary of State and is now running for President.
Facts and truths to the left is like Sunshine to Vampires; it burns them up.

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