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For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Saturday, October 22, 2016

From Theology's lighter side ... The T. J. D. & Sarah R !



 FROM THEOLOGY'S LIGHTER SIDE

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? 



Charismatic
 : Only 1
Hands are already in the air.


Pentecostal
 : 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. 



Presbyterians
 : None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.


Roman Catholic
: None - Candles only. 


Baptists
 : At least 15.
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.


Episcopalians: 
3
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was. 



Mormons
 : 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.


Unitarians
 :
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence. 



Methodists
 : Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.


Nazarene
 : 6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy. 



Lutherans
 : None
Lutherans don't believe in change..


Amish
 :
What's a light bulb?
  





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