Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm thebearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope.
Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time,
someone asked, "How much will a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a Democrat's brain; $200 for a
The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to try not
to smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans A man unable to
control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to
ask, "Why is the Democrat's brain so much more than a Republican's brain?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the
Republicans' brains a lot lower because they're used."
SEND THIS TO A Republican WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO ANY Democrat WHOM YOU
THINK CAN HANDLE A JOKE!
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the
Government take care of him better take a closer look at the American
IN GOD WE TRUST