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For Christian American readers of this blog:

I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!

A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Old people and humor ... Thx Paul C!

Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.  
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, “and how are we doing
this morning?”
Or.... "are we ready for a bath?" Or… "are we hungry?"   
I had enough of this particular nurse.   One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my
bedside stand.   
Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.  So you know where the juice went! 
 The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said,  “My, my, itseems we are a little cloudy today.” 
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying, “Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this  time!”  
The nurse fainted... I just smiled! 
DON’T MESS WITH US OLD PEOPLE... You'll lose every time!!!!!

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