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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!

A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Sunday, July 23, 2017

Noah today ... Thx great Portsmouth Athlete Tom Quinn!

Subject:   Noah Today   


In the year 2011, the Lord came unto Noah,

who was now living in America and said:
"Once again, the earth has become wicked and over
-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.

Build another  Ark and save 2 of every living thing
along with a few good humans."

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying:
"You have 6 months to build the
  Ark before I will
start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah
weeping in his yard - but no
"Noah!," He roared, "I'm about to start the rain!
Where is the
"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed."
"I needed a Building Permit.."

"I've been arguing with the Boat Inspector
about the need for a sprinkler system."

"My neighbors claim that I've violated the
Neighborhood By-Laws by building the
  Ark in my
backyard and exceeding the height limitations.
We had to go to the Homeowner’s Association for a decision."

"Then the City Council and the Electric Company demanded a shed load of money for the future costs of moving power
 lines and other overhead obstructions
to clear the passage for the  Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would
hear nothing of it."

"Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban
on cutting local trees in order to save the Spotted Barn Owl."

"I tried to convince the environmentalists that I
needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!"

"When I started gathering the animals the ASPCA took me to court. They insisted that I was
confining wild animals against their will. They
argued the accommodations were too restrictive, and
it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in
a confined space."

"Then the Environmental Protection
 Agency ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study
on your proposed flood."

"I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the
Department of Labor on how many minorities I'm
supposed to hire for my building crew."

"Immigration is checking the
Visa status of most of the people who want to work."

"The trade unions say I can't use my sons. They
insist I have to hire only Union workers with
Ark-building experience."

"To make matters worse, the Internal Revenue Service seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally
 with endangered species without paying taxes on them, and now Homeland Security has put me on the list as a possible terrorist using animals to hide Weapons of Mass Destruction."

"So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10
years for me to finish this

"Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine,
and a rainbow stretched across the sky."

Noah looked up in wonder and asked,
"You mean you're not going to destroy the world?"

"No," said the Lord.
"The Government beat me to it."


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