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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Friday, December 6, 2019

Old Doberman With Senior Wisdom... Thx Paul C!

Sam Kegley

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Paul Claxon Fri, Dec 6, 2019 at 1:06 PM
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Subject: Old Doberman


An old Doberman   starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. 

Wandering about, he notices a lion heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!”  Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.  
 
Just as the lion is about to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious lion! I wonder, if there are any more around here?”

Hearing this, the young lion halts his attack in mid-stride, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 

"Whew!," says the lion, "That was close! That old Doberman nearly had me!”

 Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use & trade it for protection from the lion, so off he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with the lion, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the lion.    

The young lion is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!”   

Now, the old Doberman sees the lion coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog  sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Doberman says, "Where's that damn squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another lion!”      

Moral of this story:
Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!   

Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.   

If you don't send this to two 'old' buggers right away, there will be two fewer people laughing in the world.  

Of course, I am in no way insinuating that you are old, just 'youthfully challenged’.  

You did notice the size of the print, didn't you?

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