Right Bob! Ginny's husband, Eddie, is the king of corn!
Good'uns, though especially for Halloween.
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From: GolfJL@aol.com
To: skegley@columbus.rr.com
Sent: Sunday, October 11, 2009 9:30 PM
Subject: SAM--I THINK ED MARSH IS BACK
Why do you always find ghouls and demons together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What do you call someone who puts poison in a his victims, corn
flakes?
A cereal killer.
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
Who did Frankenstein's monster take to the prom?
His ghoul friend
What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A celebrity roast.
All ogres can be divided into three kinds; the good ogres, the bad
ogres, and the mediogres.
A perfectly spherical pumpkin makes good pi.
RIDDLES
Why did the little moron shoot the alarm clock?
Because he felt like killing time.
What did one battery say to the other?
"I got the power!"
Why does the little moron save burned-out light bulbs?
So he can use them in his darkroom.
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Tweetie Pie!
What did the boy shoe say to the girl shoe?
"You will always be in my sole!"
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