From the old Torjan warhorse, Jack Plymale

At least rickles speaks the truth, Jack.

Sam got this from another old Portsmouth boy who lives n Texas




---------- Forwarded message ----------

From: Keith & Pat Brooker

Date: Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:47:13 -0600

Subject: DON RICKLES ON THE CHANGE






Ya gotta love Mr. show biz himself Don Rickles dry humor. Mr. Rip must

be getting reedy for retirement, because if he isn't obama will retire

him now anyway LOL



ONLY DON RICKLES COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS



Don Rickles Roasts the Dems...



Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in

the accident?



Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard.

Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add

partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply

ignorance.

Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look

like Mr. T. And Reid's so dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi look like an

intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If I were less polite, I'd say

Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.



Speaking of the Speaker... Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey

baby, you must've been something before electricity.

Seriously, the Speaker may look like an idiot and talk like an

idiot but don't let that fool you. She really is an idiot.

Madame Speaker... want to make twelve bucks the hard way?

Pelosi says she's not partisan, but her constituents call her Madame

Pelossilini.



Charlie Rangel... still alive and still robbing the taxpayers

blind. What does that make, six decades of theft?

Rangel's the only man with a rent-controlled mansion. He's the

guy who writes our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in

rental income! So why isn't he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs

more scams than a Nigerian Banker.



Barney Frank - he's a better actor than Fred Flintstone.

Consider... he and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown and

they're not only not serving time with Bubba and Rodney, they're still

heading up the financial system!

Let's all admit it... Barney Frank slobbers more than a

sheepdog on Novocain.. How did this guy get elected? Oh, that's

right... he's from Massachusetts . That's the state that elects Mr.

Charisma, John Kerry -- man of the people!



You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open

wine bottles with him.

Here's a news flash, Dodd: when your local newspaper calls you a

"lying weasel", it may be time to retire.

Dodd's involved in more shady deals than the Clintons . Even

Rangel looks up to him!



Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you...

especially given your upbringing. All you've overcome.... I heard

your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. I don't

know what makes you so dumb, but it really works for you. Personally,

I don't think you're a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of

thousands of others?



As for President Obama, what can I say? They say President

Obama's arrogant and aloof, but I don't agree.

Now it's true when you enter the room, you have to kiss his

ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

His mind is open to new ideas -- so open that ideas simply pass

through it.

Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his

first name really was Barack.

Just don't ask about his middle name! But Obama was able to set

a record... he actually lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton.



FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR "HOPE AND CHANGE"...

BEND OVER AND PREPARE TO RECEIVE YOUR BOUNTY!



--

Jack P.