Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Joke of the day- Dr. Hovermale

> Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven,
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> >
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> > God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
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> >
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> > Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that
> it was
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> > your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that
> now..''
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> >
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> > God thinks for a second and says:
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> > "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
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> >
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> > God then addresses Bill.. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
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> >
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> > Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I have sinned, but I
> have never
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> > held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are
> held
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> > against me.''
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> >
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> > God thinks for a second and says:
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> >
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> > "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''
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> >
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> > Then God addresses Barrack. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''
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> >
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> > Obama replies: "I believe you are in my chair."
>

Thanks Ramey!

George W. Bush has been called an idiot by many Democratic liberals who dislike him. It would be interesting to hear their comments about their choice to replace Bush now that he has been in office for only 7 months. The following are all the result of Obama and his administration and virtually all of the polls show his popularity is plummeting.

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If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how he inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?




If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?




If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?




If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?




If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?




If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?




If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved?




If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?




If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?




If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?




If George W. Bush had misspelled the word "advice" would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and "potato" as proof of what a dunce he is?




If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?




If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?




If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?




If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?




If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt in one year, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, would you have approved?




If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?




So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in just 7 months -- so you have three years and five months to come up with an answer.



Now Obama and his administration cannot understand why the majority of the American people don't trust them on health care or any other proposal. What is the definition of "inept" again?





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