Subject: An Irish Blonde in a Casino....
AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a
little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the
dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an
Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES!
I WON , I WON !'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.
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Thursday, February 11, 2010
Keep your feet off the people's furniture
Thanks Lou!
Sorry I am not able to put the pic of the pusa with his feet on the desk tqalking down to his 'dolts'.
Keep Your Feet Off The People's Furniture
He is talking down to his 'dolts' much as hitler did to his.
Sam
Can you believe this arrogant SOB??
Keep Your Feet Off The People's Furniture!!!! He would not be allowed to do this in my house or in my Dad's house!!!
At home, that's you're purgative. This is the White House.....................classless, useless, done nothing person in the Presidency.
Does this photo of President Obama in the Oval Office convey anything to you about his attitude?
Would you speak with the Chief of Staff, your Chief Economics Adviser, and your Senior Adviser with your feet up on the Resolute Desk - a gift from Queen Victoria to President Rutherford B. Hayes in 1880?
We should inundate the White House with emails demanding he keep his feet off of our furniture. This arrogant, immature & self-centered man has no sense of honor, or of simple decency. While this posture is disrespectful in any culture, it is absolutely never done in any executive setting. Further, in over half of the cultures of the world, it is recognized not only as disrespectful, but as an extreme insult. He thinks of himself as a king -- and not as a servant of the people, humbly occupying our White House for his term in office. Electing him was an enormous mistake -- and will cost us in many ways, for generations.
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Sorry I am not able to put the pic of the pusa with his feet on the desk tqalking down to his 'dolts'.
Keep Your Feet Off The People's Furniture
He is talking down to his 'dolts' much as hitler did to his.
Sam
Can you believe this arrogant SOB??
Keep Your Feet Off The People's Furniture!!!! He would not be allowed to do this in my house or in my Dad's house!!!
At home, that's you're purgative. This is the White House.....................classless, useless, done nothing person in the Presidency.
Does this photo of President Obama in the Oval Office convey anything to you about his attitude?
Would you speak with the Chief of Staff, your Chief Economics Adviser, and your Senior Adviser with your feet up on the Resolute Desk - a gift from Queen Victoria to President Rutherford B. Hayes in 1880?
We should inundate the White House with emails demanding he keep his feet off of our furniture. This arrogant, immature & self-centered man has no sense of honor, or of simple decency. While this posture is disrespectful in any culture, it is absolutely never done in any executive setting. Further, in over half of the cultures of the world, it is recognized not only as disrespectful, but as an extreme insult. He thinks of himself as a king -- and not as a servant of the people, humbly occupying our White House for his term in office. Electing him was an enormous mistake -- and will cost us in many ways, for generations.
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