Saturday, March 6, 2010

Fun mystery pic addendum

A few have inquired as to the source of the Mystery Kegley pic.  I have re-scanned part of the ad  and will now present it in color, with the source at the top of the page.

I guess the source is not easily readable, but it says:  The Columbus Dispatch Friday, March 5, 2010.

Note that clicking on the pic will enlarge it for easier reading of the source.

Please also note that the inquiry fromn Frank Hunter, Portsmouth Ohio's "Illustrious Illuminator" indicates that it is now in very dangerous hands.  It is hard telling what my be photoshopped out of the pic.  Hopefully ... NOTHING, Frank, but as you may.  It is only a little fun, at least on my part.

Frank guessed the mystery person to be me.  Wrong, and one out of ten isn't very good Frank.  To be fai thoughr, he only knew a few of the rest of us Kegleys.

Sam

Thanks Marge! A funny re-cycle ...

----- Original Message -----

From: kanzurem@aol.com

Sent: Saturday, March 06, 2010 4:55 AM

Subject: Fwd: A Job











A Man walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.. He

marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE

drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.



The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent.

We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a

Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to

drive around in his 2009 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of

your clothes..









Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be

expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is

rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job

assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her

mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.



The Man, just plain wide-eyed, said, 'You're BS ing me!'



The social worker said, ' Yeah, well... You started it!'