Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Why I am so depressed ... Thanks Nita Elliott!

I may even have posted a similar one on the blog, Nita,  but I certainly appreciate your contributions to the blog!

Sam

Subject: Fw: WHY I'M SO DEPRESSED!!!





----.just a joke

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."



Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."



Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!



I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . .. . I called a Suicide Hotline.



I had to press 1 for English.



I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......



Folks, we're screwed

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