Friday, February 18, 2011

FW- TSA Thanks Tom & Carolyn!

Subject: FW: TSA



Year to date statistics on TSA airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:





Terrorist plots Discovered 0







Transvestites 133



Hernias 1,485



Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172



Enlarged Prostates 8,249



Breast Implants 59,350



Natural Blondes 3

Moving to KY Thanks Sarah Rapp!

Subject: Fw: moving to KY






A man and his wife, moved back home to Kentucky, from Indiana. The husband

had a wooden leg, and to get insurance on it back in Indiana it cost them

$2000 per year!



When they arrived in Kentucky, they went to an insurance agency to see

how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg.

The agent looked it up on the computer and said: '$39.'

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Kentucky to

insure it because it cost him $2000 in Indiana!



The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said,

'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a

sprinkler system above it is $39.

You just have to know how to describe it!'



(We HILLBILLIES know how "to git'er done"; don't we?)