Friday, January 13, 2012

Ole and Sven- Thanks Clay!


>>> Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor
>>> Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.
>>> 
>>> One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which
>>> said:
>>> 
>>> 
>>> DA END ISS NEAR!
>>> TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
>>> BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!
>>> 
>>> 
>>> As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells,
>>> "Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"
>>> 
>>> 
>>> From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Shaking his head, Rev. Ole says, "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."
>>> 
>>> 
>>> "Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign
>>> should yust say, 'Bridge out?'
>>> 

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