Thursday, January 26, 2012

British humor ... Thanks Lyle!




--- On Thu, 1/26/12, JoAnne M. Nolff wrote:

From: JoAnne M. Nolff
Subject: British Humor
To: "Ben Blodgett" , bradley.demma@yahoo.com, "Darlene Windish" , "Jacque Rossfeld" , "Jennifer and Bob Smith" , "Joyce Weathers" , "Julie and Sam Knoop" , "Loretta and Harry Sanborn" , "Lyle (from Ohio)" , "Mike Yensz" , "Sandy Riddle" , "Sharron and Louie Nolff" , "Terri Lynn Yensz"
Date: Thursday, January 26, 2012, 11:41 PM


BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Statement of the Century


Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.


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Those Jews! ... Thanks Dawood Kahn!


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Jewish Oppression of Muslims

In Middle East on January 27, 2012 at 12:01 am
Damn those Jews!!!
Damn them all to Hell!!!
That red country that you can barely see.  Those are the Jews.  That is the country called Israel.  They are the most powerful country in the World.  They must be since all of that green that surrounds them is Muslim territory.
  1. Do you suppose that God has blessed the Jewish people, Dawood? That is my thought.
    Neither those people nor Christians are deserving, just greatly blessed.
    Reply
    SamKat27 January 2012 at 1am

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