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Subject: Healthy breakfast
A tough old cowboy from South Texas counselled his daughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal every morning. The daughter did this diligently to the age of 103 when she died. She left behind 14 children, 45 grandchildren, 25 great grandchildren, 15 great great grandchildren... and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be. |