Angels explained by children

From: Cmba
> Subject: Angels Explained by Children
> This is too cute not to pass on!
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> Angels Explained By Children
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> I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold.
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> Gregory, age 5
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> Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos any more. I  
> forget why, but scientists are working on it
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> -Olive, age 9
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> It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to  
> Heaven, and then there's still the flight training to go through.  
> And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.-Matthew, age 9
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> Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do  
> something else.
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> -Mitchell, age 7
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> My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for  
> science.
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> -Henry, age 8
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> Angels don't eat, but they do drink milk from Holy Cows
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> -Jack, age 6
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> Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The  
> main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.
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> Daniel, age 9
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> When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten.  
> And when he lets out his breath again, somewhere there's a tornado.
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> -Reagan, age 10
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> Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy.
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> If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and  
> leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go  
> south for the winter.
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> Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his
> son, who's a very good carpenter.
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> -Jared, age 8
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> All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't  
> go for it.
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> -Antonio, age 9
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> My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got
> a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth.
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> -Ashley ~ age 9
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> Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and  
> pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the  
> child get over it.
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> -Vicki, age 8
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> What I don't get about angels is why, when someone
> is in love, they shoot arrows at them.
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> -Sarah, age 7
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> May the God of love and peace delight and dwell within you forever.
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