The Lay Off Letter
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> THE BEST EVER LAYOFF LETTER!
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>> No wonder this guy is the boss, he is sharp!
>> You can't be any fairer than this guy...
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>> Dear Employees:
>> As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama
>> is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
>> To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.
>> But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state
>> of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
>> This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here
>> and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
>> So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and
>> found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and
>> have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.
>> I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.
>> They voted for change... I gave it to them.
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>> I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
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