A new thermometer ... Thx Mr H! ... I think ...

When
you have an
'I  Hate My Job  day'

[Even  if you're retired, you sometimes
have those  days]

Try 
this
Out:

Stop  at your 
pharmacy
 
and 
Go to the thermometer section 
and

Purchase 
A
rectal thermometer  made

By 
Johnson &
Johnson.

Be very sure  you
get this 
Brand.

When 
You get home, lock your 
doors,

Draw 
The
curtains and disconnect the  phone
So 
You will not be
disturbed.

Change  into very
comfortable clothing and sit
In  your favourite chair. Open
the package and remove  the 

Thermometer.

Now, 
Carefully place it on a table
or a  surface
So 

That it will not become chipped or 
broken.


Now 
The fun part
begins.

Take
Out the 
literature from the box
and
readit Carefully.
You 
Will notice that in small print
there is a 
Statement:

"Every 
Rectal
Thermometer 
Made by Johnson
&  Johnson
Is 

Personally tested 

And  then 

Sanitized."
Now, 

Close your eyes and repeat out loud five  times,' I am so
glad I do not work in
The  thermometer quality control
department  at

Johnson 
& 
Johnson.'

HAVE 
A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER,
THERE IS ALWAYS  SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE
OF
A  PAIN IN THE ASS THAN  YOURS!

Remember, 
If you haven't got a
smile on your face and  laughter in your 

Heart....

Maybe 
You should go and work for
Johnson and  Johnson!


Enjoy  life now - It has an
expiration  date!