Thursday, June 20, 2013

Funnies from Marine Sergeant Bob ... Thx Mr. L!

These are really good ones, funny too Nancy
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johnlooney@windstream.net
11:51 PM (5 hours ago)


to me, way.cooper
> From: "Pat Sullivan" <mamawpat@frontier.com>
> To: <mamawpat@frontier.com>
> Subject: FW: These are really good ones, funny too    Nancy
> Date: Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:54:48 -0400
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> Subject: These are really good ones, funny too Nancy
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> Subject: Fender Skirts      Oh my I must be really old.I remember all of
> these!
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> Fender Skirts
>
> I know some of you will not understand this  message, but I bet you know
> someone who might. I  came across  this phrase yesterday.   'FENDER
> SKIRTS.'
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> A    term I haven't heard in a long time, and  thinking about  'fender
> skirts' started me  thinking about other words that  quietly  disappear from
> our language with hardly a notice   like 'curb feelers.'
>
>
> And 'steering  knobs.' (AKA) 'suicide knob,' 'Necker's  knob.'
>
> Since I'd been  thinking of cars, my mind naturally went that direction
> first.
> Any kids will probably have to find some older  person over 50 to explain
> some of these terms to you.
> Remember 'Continental   kits?'  They were rear bumper extenders and spare
> tire  covers that were  supposed to make any car as cool as a  Lincoln
> Continental.
>
> When did we quit  calling them 'emergency brakes?'  At some point  'parking
> brake' became the proper term.  But I miss the hint of  drama that went with
> 'emergency brake.'
>
>
> I'm   sad, too, that almost  all the old folks are gone who would call the
> accelerator the 'foot  feed.'  Many today do not even know what a  clutch is
> or that the dimmer  switch used to be on the floor.
>
>
> Didn't you  ever wait at the street for your daddy to come home, so you
> could  ride the 'running board' up to the house?
>
>
> Here's a  phrase I heard all the time in my youth but never anymore.. ..  .
> 'store-bought.'  Of course, just about  everything is store-bought these
> days.  But once it was  bragging material to have a store-bought dress or a
> store-bought bag  of candy.
>
>
> 'Coast to  coast' is a phrase that once held all sorts of excitement and now
> means almost nothing.  Now we take the term 'world wide' for  granted.  This
> floors me.
>
>
> On  a  smaller scale, 'wall-to-wall' was once  a  magical term in our homes.
> In the '50s,  everyone covered  his or her hardwood floors  with, wow,
> wall-to-wall  carpeting!  Today,  everyone replaces their wall-to-wall
> carpeting  with hardwood floors.  Go figure.
>
> When  was  the last time you heard the quaint   phrase 'in a  family way ?'
> It's  hard to imagine that the  word 'pregnant' was  once considered a
> little too graphic, a  little  too clinical for use in polite company, so we
> had  all that talk about stork visits and 'being  in a family way'  or
> simply  'expecting.'
>
> Apparently 'brassiere' is a  word  no longer in usage.  I said it the other
> day  and my daughter cracked up.  I guess  it's just 'bra'  now.
> 'Unmentionables'  probably wouldn't be understood at  all.
>
> I always loved going to  the 'picture  show,' but I considered 'movie'  an
> affectation.
>
> Most  of  these words go back to the '50s, but here's a  pure '60s word I
> came across the other day  'rat fink.'  Ooh, what a  nasty  put-down!
>
> Here's  a  word I miss - 'percolator.'  That  was just a  fun word to say.
> And what was  it replaced with   'Coffee maker.'  How  dull...  Mr. Coffee,
> I blame  you for this.
>
>
> I  miss  those made-up marketing words that were  meant to sound so  modern
> and now sound so  retro.  Words  like 'DynaFlow' and 'Electrolux.'
> Introducing the 1963  Admiral TV, now  with'SpectraVision!'
>
>
> Food   for thought.  Was there a telethon that  wiped out  lumbago?  Nobody
> complains  of that anymore.   Maybe that's what  Castor oil cured, because I
> never hear  mothers threatening kids with Castor oil   anymore.
>
>
> Some   words aren't gone, but are definitely on the  endangered  list.  The
> one that grieves me  most  is 'supper.'  Now everybody  says  'dinner.'
> Save a great word.  Invite  someone to  supper.  Discuss fender skirts.
>
>
> Someone   forwarded this to me. I thought some of us of a  'certain age'
> would remember most of these.
>
>
> Just   for fun, pass it along to others of 'a certain   age.'
>
> IF  YOU AREN'T  OF A CERTAIN AGE, YOU MUST KNOW  SOMEONE WHO IS.  THINK  OF
> SOMEONE AS YOU SIT IN YOUR  "PARLOR" ON YOUR  " DAVENPORT ".
>

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