A father buys a lie
detector robot that slaps people when they
lie.
He decides to test it
out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son
what he did that day.
The son says, "I did
some schoolwork."
The robot slaps
the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I
was at a friend's house watching
movies."
Dad asks, "What movie
did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok we
were watching porn."
Dad says," What? At your age I didn't
Dad says," What? At your age I didn't
even know what
porn was!"
The robot slaps the
father.
Mom laughs and says," Well he certainly is your son!"
Mom laughs and says," Well he certainly is your son!"
The robot slaps the
mother!
End of Story
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End of Story
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