Thursday, August 29, 2013

a Bible Story ... Thx Clay V!

Nothing like a good Bible story to start your day.  Right, Clay!  We're both in trouble now.


Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day...

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'  
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag   
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.  
She will praise you!  
She will bear your children.
and she will never wake you up in the middle of the night to take care of them
She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you want.'

Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'   
God replied, 'An arm and a leg.'

Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib?'

Of course the rest is history............!!!!

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