I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my Obamacare enrollment packet from the White House.
It contained:
1· An aspirin and a band-aid.
2· An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
3· A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
4· A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster.
5· A 'Tax the Rich' banner
6· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
7· An application for food stamps
8· A prayer rug
9· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
10· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.
Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.
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