Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Dear Abby ... Thanks Lyle S.!

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.. Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

... Signed, Lost

Dear Lost,

Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the idiot for 4 more years.

Angels ... thanks John Bob L.!


Subject:  Angels


Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The

way you cope with it is what makes the difference.

I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back. I

asked "why?"...The angel said: "Angels don't watch over angels!"

Please read.... not joking.....God has seen you struggling with

something.



God says it's over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe,

send this message on. Please don't ignore it. God is going to fix

two BIG things tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, drop

everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day ever.



Send this to ten friends, including me. If I don't get it back, I

guess I'm not one of them. As soon as you get five replies,

someone you love will quietly surprise you.