Thursday, February 14, 2013

Norwegian ice breaker headed up the Mississippi


Subject: Solid river ice.


Norwegian Icebreaker heads North up the Mississippi River As you may have seen on the news it's been very cold in Minnesota ...So cold, in fact, that the State of Minnesota has borrowed a Norwegian Icebreaker to clear the Mississippi River for barge traffic.The Icebreaker is starting near Lake City and working its way northward. Here is a picture as the hard work of ice breaking begins. Impressive!Norwegian Icebreaker heads up the Mississippi River





If you don't get a laugh outta this one, then you're past any help I can give ya!!


Thoughts to ponder ... Thanks Mr. S!




 
 
 




 

 
BLAME
How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant. 
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer, 
Your family blames the 
Tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes 
Into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender. 
If your grandchildren are

Brats without manners,
You blame television.
If your friend is shot by a 
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks 
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, 
And the passengers
Kill him instead, 
The mother of the crazed deceased 
Blames the airline. 
I must have lived too long to 
Understand the world 
As it is anymore. 
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED BUTT
is parked in front of this computer, 
I want all of you to 
Blame Bill Gates .
                                                          
Have a nice day!

 

 

 
A cigarette is a soft cylindrical disease delivery device with a flame on one end and a fool on the the other.J Russell