Saturday, July 6, 2013

Those dfays ... thanks Sarah R and Denny G!


   YOU PROBABLY HAVE SEEN THIS BUT, WHAT THE HECK.
THE GOOD OLD DAYS................


In those days there was no sugar added. Check out the shape the kids were in
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Brilliant ... Thx Lyle S!

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Brilliant ... Thx Lyle S!

Part I .......
(This is absolutely brilliant!)

A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.

B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.

C. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.

D. In three generations, there will be no Democrats.
 
I love it when a plan comes together!

Part II: 
         (Also Brilliant, by other standards)
10 Poorest Cities in America and how did it happen?
City, State, % of People Below the Poverty Level
1. Detroit , MI
32.5%
2. Buffalo , NY
29.9%
3. Cincinnati , OH
27.8%
4. Cleveland , OH
27.0%
5. Miami , FL
26.9%
5. St. Louis , MO
26.8%
7. El Paso , TX
26.4%
8. Milwaukee , WI
26.2%
9. Philadelphia , PA
25.1%
10. Newark , NJ
24.2%

What do the top ten cities (over 250,000) with the highest poverty rate all have in common? 
Detroit, MI 
(1st on the poverty rate list) 
hasn't elected a Republican mayor 
since 1961

Buffalo , NY
 (2nd)
 
hasn't elected one since 1954

Cincinnati , OH
 -
 (3rd)
 
since 1984

Cleveland , OH
 -
 (4th)
 
since 1989

Miami , FL
 - (5th)
 
has never had a Republican mayor

St. Louis , MO
 - (6th)
 
since 1949

El Paso , TX
 -
 (7th)
 
has never had a Republican mayor

Milwaukee , WI
 -
 (8th)
 
since 1908

Philadelphia , PA
 -
 (9th)
 
since 1952

Newark , NJ
 -
 (10th)
 
since 1907 

Einstein once said,
 
'The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.' 
It is the poor who habitually electDemocrats .. yet they are stillPOOR.

Part III:

          (Most Brilliant!!!)
"You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. 
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. 
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. 
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down. 
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred. 
You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's initiative and independence. 
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves."
Abraham Lincoln

Brilliant ... Thx Lyle S!

Part I .......
(This is absolutely brilliant!)

A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.

B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.

C. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.

D. In three generations, there will be no Democrats.
 
I love it when a plan comes together!

Part II: 
         (Also Brilliant, by other standards)
10 Poorest Cities in America and how did it happen?
City, State, % of People Below the Poverty Level
1. Detroit , MI
32.5%
2. Buffalo , NY
29.9%
3. Cincinnati , OH
27.8%
4. Cleveland , OH
27.0%
5. Miami , FL
26.9%
5. St. Louis , MO
26.8%
7. El Paso , TX
26.4%
8. Milwaukee , WI
26.2%
9. Philadelphia , PA
25.1%
10. Newark , NJ
24.2%

What do the top ten cities (over 250,000) with the highest poverty rate all have in common? 
Detroit, MI 
(1st on the poverty rate list) 
hasn't elected a Republican mayor 
since 1961

Buffalo , NY
 (2nd)
 
hasn't elected one since 1954

Cincinnati , OH
 -
 (3rd)
 
since 1984

Cleveland , OH
 -
 (4th)
 
since 1989

Miami , FL
 - (5th)
 
has never had a Republican mayor

St. Louis , MO
 - (6th)
 
since 1949

El Paso , TX
 -
 (7th)
 
has never had a Republican mayor

Milwaukee , WI
 -
 (8th)
 
since 1908

Philadelphia , PA
 -
 (9th)
 
since 1952

Newark , NJ
 -
 (10th)
 
since 1907 

Einstein once said,
 
'The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.' 
It is the poor who habitually electDemocrats .. yet they are stillPOOR.

Part III:

          (Most Brilliant!!!)
"You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. 
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. 
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. 
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down. 
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred. 
You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's initiative and independence. 
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves."
Abraham Lincoln

Some different and very beautiful homes ... Thx Lyle S!

 Some beautiful.......and some very different homes!!!
 
 
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     This is beautiful

Golf Quotes ... Thx Lyle S!

Golf quotes for my friends Ron W. and Bob L!

1. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. ~ Sam Snead
2. I was three over today: One over a house, one over a patio and one over a swimming pool..

~ George Brett


3. Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.~ Jim Murray
4. The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
~ Mickey Mantle
5. Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
~ Kevin Costner
6. I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
7. After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
8. The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
~ Brian Weis
9. Swing hard in case you hit it.
~ Dan Marino
10. My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered
.
~ Lord Robertson

11. Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
~ Jack Benny
12. There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.~ Ben Hogan
13. Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.~ Jack Nicklaus
14. The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.~ H. G. Wells
15. I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.~ Billy Graham
16. If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.~ Bob Hope

17. While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.~ Henny Youngman
18. If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
~ Jack Lemmon
19. You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
~ Lee Trevino
20. I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
~ Lee Trevino