Another "Do you know who I am" ... Thx Kay F and Nita E!

Thx Kay F!

 

THAT WAS VERY GOOD -- NOW TO TELL YOU ANOTHER "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" TRUE STORY WHICH IS NOT AS GOOD AS YOURS BUT IT'S VERY FUNNY.  MY EX-HUSBAND WAS WORKING AT THE TULLER HOTEL IN DETROIT AND WAS ASSISTING AT THE TRANSPORTATION DESK.  A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE WAITING AND DENNIS O'KEEFE, THE MOVIE STAR, SHOVED AHEAD AND TOLD DENNY WHAT HE WANTED.  DENNY TOLD HIM HE WOULD HAVE TO WAIT HIS TURN AND HE GAVE HIM THE "YOUNG MAN, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"  ALWAYS GOOD WITH A QUICK COME-BACK, HE LOOKED AT O'KEEFE AND SAID (WITH ALARM) "I'M SO SORRY, DON'T YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?"

An absolutely terrific Re-cycle! ... thx Mr. B and good friennd, Nita E!

Great owner of restaurant !!!

----- Forwarded Message -----

Sent: Monday, August 12, 2013 10:08 AM
Subject: MONTANA RESTAURANT

Montana Restaurant

 The radio station America FM was doing one of its 'Is Anyone Listening?' bits this morning.

The first question was; 'Ever have a celebrity come up with the '  Do you know who I am?  ' routine?'

 

A woman called in and said that a few years ago, while visiting her cattle rancher uncle in Billings , MT ,

She had occasion to go to dinner at a restaurant  that does not take reservations  . The wait was about 45 minutes;

Many local ranchers and their wives were waiting.

 

Ted Turner and his ex-wife Jane Fonda came in the restaurant and wanted a table.

The hostess informed them that they'd have to wait 45 minutes.

 

Jane Fonda asked the hostess, 'Do you know who I am?'

The hostess answered, 'Yes, but you'll have to wait 45 minutes.'

 

Then Jane asked if the manager was in. When the manager came out, he asked, 'May I help you?'

'Do you know who we are?' both Ted and Jane asked.

Yes, but these folks have been waiting, and I can't put you ahead of them.'

 

Then Ted asked to speak to the owner. The owner came out, and Jane again asked, 'Do you know who I am?'

The owner answered, 'Yes, I do.

Do you know who I am?

I am the owner of this restaurant and I am a Vietnam Veteran.

Not only will you not get a table ahead of my friends and neighbors who have been waiting here,

But you also will not be eating in my restaurant tonight or any other night.

Good bye.'

 

Only in America , is this a great country or what?

 

To all who received this, this is a true story and the name of the steak house is:

 

Sir Scott's Oasis Steakhouse

204 W. Main ,

Manhattan , MT 59741

(406) 284-6929

 

If you ever get there, give this fellow a sharp salute, buy a steak, and tip the waitress.

They have ten steaks on their simple menu from 12 oz. To 32 oz.

Toothpicks on every table!

 

Keep passing this on. We should never forget our "  national traitor  "  !

 

           I will not be the one to stop forwarding this E

 

                                   Will You ?

Valid excuse for not going to work ... Thx Dr. H!

In case you need an excuse for not going to work.

 

Note: Naubinway , MI is on the north  shore of  Lake Michigan on Route US-2 about 49 miles west of the Mackinaw Bridge in the Upper Peninsula of  Michigan . Hello, Boss I can't come to work today. A moose was born on my front lawn and the Mama won't let us out the front door! Baby Moose, 12-hours old, born in the middle of downtown Naubinway , MI . In my 33 years in  Michigan 's  Upper Peninsula , I have never seen a new-born baby moose. The mother picked a small quiet neighborhood and had her baby in a front yard, near Highway # 2, at 5:30 AM. Allen and I were bike riding when we came upon the pair. The lady across the street from the house said she saw it being born. We saw them at 5:30 PM, so the little one was then 12 hours old. What an awesome place to live! "Makes it really tough to use the front door!"

No records of Jesse's ordination ... Thx Judi C!

The "Reverend" Jesse Jackson (no records of him EVER being ordained as a member of any clergy exist), in the wake of the Trayvon Martin verdict, made this proclamation three days ago-
"I want all African Americans to know that it is time to boycott the whole state of Florida!!! No concerts, conventions or ball games. No vacations in the sunshine state and no orange juice.  Stay away from Florida. Boycott anything FROM Florida!"
Fox News noted that almost instantly, the property values in Florida shot up and vacation spots began to sell out. The crime rate is expected to continue to fall to record lows until the boycott is over.

Calorie burning in France ... Thx Ramey H!

How Women Burn Calories in France !

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