Saturday, December 21, 2013

The female genie ... Thx Marge R!

The Female Genie
The Female Genie.................

While walking on a beach during one of his many vacations, Obama found a
bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the
bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" Obama
responded, "Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me
anything."

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to that bottle forever." Obama thought a moment, then after
grumbling about the impertinence of the woman said, "Very well, I want to
awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be
off with you. "The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next
morning Obama awakened with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Nancy Pelosi
in his bed.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

God is good....

Pedro and Rosita ... Thx Marge R!

FW: Pedro and Rosita






It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged. "But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me." Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year !

" MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!