Anagrams ... Thx Marge R!

This is one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in a while.
Someone out there
Must be "deadly" at Scrabble.
 Wait till you see the last one! 

It's going to be  hard to top because 

It fits to a "T"  

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER 

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER 

DESPERATION: 

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: 
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
 

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT 

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

AND FINALLY….

FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

*PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

When you rearrange the letters:

"An Arab Backed Imposter”

Bet your friends haven't seen this one!

Differences ... Thx Jack H and Sarah R!

The difference between Chicken Salad and Chicken Sh..

 

 

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If this does not speak to the character of the individual, then nothing does.

PS:  Only when things go wrong, does he have "no knowledge."

Chicken Salad

President George W. Bush's speech after the capture of Saddam Hussein:

"The success of yesterday's mission is a tribute to our men and women now serving in Iraq . The operation was based  on the superb work of intelligence analysts who found the dictator's footprints in a vast country. The operation was carried out with skill and precision by a brave fighting force.

Our servicemen and women and our coalition allies have faced many dangers in the hunt for members of the fallen regime, and in their effort to bring hope and freedom to the Iraqi people. Their work continues, and so do the risks. Today, on behalf of the nation,

I thank the members of our Armed Forces and I congratulate them!"

And Chicken Sh..!

Barrack Hussein Obama's speech after the killing of Osama bin Laden:

"And so shortly after taking office, I directed Leon Panetta, the Director of the CIA, to make the killing or capture of bin Laden the top priority of our war against al Qaeda, even as we continued our broader efforts to disrupt, dismantle, and defeat his network.

Then, last August, I was briefed on a possible lead to bin Laden.  It was far from certain, and it took many months to run this thread to ground. I met repeatedly with my national security team as we

developed more information about the possibility that we had located bin Laden hiding within a compound deep inside of Pakistan.

And finally, last week, I determined that we had enough intelligence to take action, and I authorized an operation to get Osama bin Laden and bring him to justice.

Today, at my direction, the United States launched a targeted operation against that compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan."

Obama did not once acknowledge our brave men and women who fight for our country....

and that, my friends, is chicken sh??!!

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