Monday, June 9, 2014

Christian truisms ... Thx Tom Quinn- ex OSU and Portsmouth Trojan footballer!

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1:02 PM (17 hours ago)


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Sam,   A cousin of my wife Marilyn sends anecdotes, etc. all the time. I thought you would enjoy the one noted below.  See you at Klitch's house on Thursday morning --  Tom Q
 
 
CHRISTIAN 'ONE LINERS' (really good)!
 
 
 
Don't let your worries get the best of you;
Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
 
 
Some people are kind, polite,
and sweet-spirited...
Until you try to sit in their pews.
 
 
Many folks want to serve God,
but only as advisers.
 
 
It is easier to preach ten sermons
than it is to live one.
 
 
The good Lord didn't create anything
without a purpose,
but mosquitoes come close.
 
 
When you get to your wit's end,
you'll find God lives there.
 
 
People are funny; they want the
front of the bus,
middle of the road,
and back of the church.
 
 
Opportunity may knock once,
but temptation bangs on the front door forever.
 
 
Quit griping about your church;
if it were perfect, you couldn't belong.
 
 
If a church wants a better pastor,
it only needs to pray for the one it has.
 
 
We're called to be witnesses,
not lawyers or judges.
 
 
God Himself doesn't propose
to judge a man until he is dead.
So, why should you?
 
 
Some minds are like concrete:
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
 
 
Peace starts with a smile.
 
 
I don't know why some people
change churches;
What difference does it make
which one you stay home from?
 
 
Be ye fishers of men.
You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.
 
 
Stop, Drop, and Roll
won't work in Hell.
 
 
Coincidence is
when God chooses to remain anonymous.
 
 
Don't put a question mark
where God put a period.
 
Don't wait for 6 strong men
to take you to church.
 
 
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
 
 
God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.
 
 
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
 
 
 
God promises a safe landing,
not a calm passage.
 
 
He who angers you, controls you!
 
 
If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
 
 
Prayer:
Don't give God instructions,
just report for duty!
 
 
The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.
 
 
The Will of God never takes you to where the
Grace of God will not protect you.
 
 
We don't change the message,
The message changes us.
 
 
You can tell how big a person is
by what it takes to discourage him/her.
 
 
The best mathematical equation
I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
 
 
 
If this blessed you in a profound way today,
Share it with a few friends & family to bless them!
I bet someone else will LOVE it too.