PLEASE SEND THIS ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Here are the 10,535 pages of 0bama Care condensed to 4 sentences...As rediculous as this sounds, every word of this is absolutely TRUE!1. In order to insure the uninsured, we first have to uninsure the insured.2. Next, we require the newly uninsured to be re-insured.3. To re-insure the newly uninsured, they are required to pay extra charges to be re-insured.4. The extra charges are required so that the original insured, who became uninsured, and then became re-insured, can pay enough extra so that the original uninsured can be insured, which will be free of charge to them.This, ladies and gentlemen, is called “redistribution of wealth” … or, by its more common name, SOCIALISM.
Sunday, September 7, 2014
10,535 pages of obamacare reduced to four key sentences ... Thx Pidge F!
Perils of a Catholic Upbringing ... Thx Marge R and Nana! I'm not Catholic but I understand
Perils of a Catholic
Upbringing
As I walked down the busy sidewalk with my wife, knowing I was late for Mass my eyes fell upon one of those unfortunate ragged vagabonds that are found in every city these days.
Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.
Recalling my old pastor, Father Hans, who always admonished me to "care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked", I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.
Wearing what can only be described as rags, carrying her treasured worldly possessions in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person's condition.
Yes, where some people saw only rags,
I saw a true, hidden beauty.
A small voice inside my head called out,
"Reach out....
reach out . . .
and touch this person!"
So I did.
I won't be at Mass this week.
As I walked down the busy sidewalk with my wife, knowing I was late for Mass my eyes fell upon one of those unfortunate ragged vagabonds that are found in every city these days.
Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.
Recalling my old pastor, Father Hans, who always admonished me to "care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked", I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.
Wearing what can only be described as rags, carrying her treasured worldly possessions in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person's condition.
Yes, where some people saw only rags,
I saw a true, hidden beauty.
A small voice inside my head called out,
"Reach out....
reach out . . .
and touch this person!"
So I did.
I won't be at Mass this week.
A Prayer for you ... Thx Marge R!
A Prayer for you
QUIET
TIME
There is nothing better than older people praying for
you. We're not getting older, just getting closer to home! The instructions
are to pick four people You want God to bless. I pick you. Please pass this to
at least four people you want to pray for and a copy back to me. This prayer
is powerful, and prayer is one of the best gifts we receive. There is no cost
but a lot of rewards. Let's always pray for one another.
The prayer:
Father, Thank You for each and every day You have blessed us here on
earth. Thank You for Your tender mercies. Thank You for giving us friends and
family to share joys and sorrows with. I ask You to bless my friends,
relatives, brothers and sisters in Christ and those I care deeply for, who are
reading this right now. Where there is joy, give them continued joy, Where
there is pain or sorrow, give them your peace and mercy. Where there is
self-doubt, release a renewed confidence. Where there is need, fulfill their
needs. Bless their homes, families, finances, their goings and their comings.
In Jesus' name, Amen.
If you choose to send this to more than four people, you are truly
blessed to have such friends.
Things you didn't know ... Thx
************************************************************ ***************** The liquid inside young coconuts can be used
As a substitute for Blood plasma.************************************************************ *************** No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.Oh go ahead ... I'll wait...************************************************************ **************** Donkeys kill more people annuallyThan plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
************************************************************ ************ You burn more calories sleepingThan you do watching television.
************************************************************ ************** Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.************************************************************ **************** The first product to have a bar codeWas Wrigley's gum.
************************************************************ ************* The King of Hearts is the only kingWITHOUT A MOUSTACHE************************************************************ *************** American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) oliveFrom each salad served in first-class.
************************************************************ ************** Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)(That women are going in the 'right' direction...?)************************************************************ ********* Apples, not caffeine,Are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .************************************ ****************************** ***** Most dust particles in your house are made fromDEAD SKIN !************************************************************ ************ **** The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.************************************************************ *************** Walt Disney was afraidOF MICE!************************************************************ ************** PEARLS DISSOLVEIN VINEGAR!************************************************************ ********* The ten most valuable brand names on earth:Apple, Coca Cola, Google, IBM, Microsoft, GE, McDonalds, Samsung, Intel, and Toyota, in that order.************************************************************ ********** It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...But, not downstairs.************************************************************ ************ A duck's quack doesn't echo,And no one knows why.************************************************************ ************ Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at leastSix (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)*************************************************** And the best for last.....Turtles can breathe through their butts.(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)So........................Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on......And go move your toothbrush!