NOW HERE IS A STORY THAT IS PROBABLY TRUE AND WORTH REPEATING.
Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday."
"Which one?'" Obama asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday."