Monday, June 29, 2015

The Haircut ... Thx Marge R!

 
THE HAIRCUT
Blessed are those that can give 
without remembering,  and take without
forgetting.
One day a florist went to a 
barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber
replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this
week.'
The florist was pleased and left 
the shop.
When the barber went to open his 
shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting
for
him at his 
door.
Later, a cop comes in for a 
haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I
cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop
was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber 
went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for
him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a 
haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I can
not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The
Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the 
barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Congressmen lined 
up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, 
illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and
the politicians who run it.
 
 
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS 
NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
 
 
If you don't forward this you 
have no sense of humor.
Nothing bad will happen, 
however, you must live with yourself knowing that laughter is not in your
future.