Woody Phillips - Artist's Biography - A toolbox Christmas, Toolbox Classics ... Thx good friend, Chuck B!

	Woody Phillips - Artist's Biography
		Woody Phillips has been a musician and a woodworker for many years. Although he often saw his father do woodworking as a child, whether he wood become a woodworker or musician eventually hinged on his training at the San Francisco Conservatory of Music. Passing his drills at the Conservatory, he hammered out a career as a cellist and arranger of early American folk music. Scraping by as a musican, however, his career hinges again on his present projects -- A Toolbox Christmas &Toolbox Classics. In these recording, his love of woodworking and music are seamlessly jointed. He seems to have hit the nail on the head here, as audiences have been riveted. He has recently refinished his dissertation on The Contemporary Composer: 120-Grit Sandpaper and its Effects on Margarita Making in Central California at the Dawn of the Third Millennium.
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Merry Christmas all Christians ... Thx Paul C!

YOUR FIRST CHRISTMAS CARD

Very Cleverly done!!!  Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. Why the PC Police had taken away The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th is just a ' Holiday'. Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-Pod Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets were hanging their trees upside down At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears. Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty Are words that were used to intimidate me. Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton! At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter. And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded The reason for the season, stopped before it started. So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree' Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me. Choose your words carefully, choose what you say Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday! Please, all Christians join together and wish everyone you meet MERRY CHRISTMAS Christ is The Reason' for the Christ-mas Season! If you agree please forward, if not, simply delete.

The Only Easy Day Was Yesterday - Navy Seals

The end of Maxine ... Thx Paul C!

End of Maxine --- sums it all up!                        Boy, isn't this the truth!!    Enjoy!           As we progress into 2015, I want to thank you for your educational e-mails over the past year.  I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel. I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public toilet. I must send my special thanks for the email about rat poo in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs  sealing. ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer. And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me for life. I no longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down. I no longer go to shopping centers because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me..   And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a  huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan.  And thanks to your great advice I can't ever pick up a dime coin dropped in the car park because it was probably placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.  I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.  If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrowafternoon, and the fleas  from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy  hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's beautician!   Oh, and by the way...   A German scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse.   Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.   P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet. NOW YOU HAVE YOURSELF A VERY GOOD DAY.

The Techno Magician ... Thx Keith B and Sarah R!

Wow!  techno-magician! ... Thx Keith B and Sarah R!

 

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The Techno-Magician

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'bummacare' explained by Notre Dame Engineer ... Thx T.J. D and Sarah R!

BRILLIANT Is there a single soul who is surprised that an Engineer came up with this 10,535 pages reduced to 4 sentences. READ SLOWLY!

4 simple sentences

Great summary by a Notre Dame University engineer.........

Here are the 10,535 pages of Obama Care condensed to 4 simple sentences..

As humorous as it sounds.....every last word is absolutely TRUE! 
1. In order to insure the uninsured, we first have to un-insure the insured.
2. Next, we require the newly un-insured to be re-insured.
3. To re-insure the newly un-insured, they are required to pay extra charges to be re-insured.
4. The extra charges are required so that the original insured, who became un-insured, and then became re-insured, can pay enough extra so that the original un-insured can be insured, so it will be ‘free-of-charge’ to them.   This, ladies and gentlemen, is called "redistribution of wealth" or, by its more common name, SOCIALISM, or “PROGRESSIVE”, the politically correct names for COMMUNISM !

Wow! What a brilliant way to raise money to fund a free service. Aren’t we lucky to have such a "brilliant" man leading us??   

Great ideas come from all sources of a free society ... Thx Ron W!

Every once in a while you see a great idea and wonder why you didn’t I think of that Â 

 

 

 

 

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