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Why did the chicken cross the road? - hilarious
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Sent: Thursday, February 04, 2016 8:58 PM
Subject: Fwd: Why did the chicken cross the road? - hilarious
Why did the chicken cross the road?
DONALD TRUMP: We will build a big wall to keep illegal chickens fromcrossing the road. We will have a door for legal chickens.
JOHN KERRY: We will trust the chicken to tell us whether it crossed the road or not
CHRIS CHRISTIE: We need to water board that chicken to find out why itcrossed the road.
RAND PAUL: It's none of our business why the chicken crossed the road.
NANCY PELOSI: We will have to wait until the chicken crosses the roadto see what it says
CARLY FIORINA: Hilary Clinton lied about why the chicken crossed the road.
BRIAN WILLIAMS: I crossed the road with the chicken.
BEN CARSON: This isn't brain surgery. To look for pyramids... it wanted grain
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he'sa maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like theireggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why thechicken crossed the road
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
BERNIE SANDERS: That little chicken will pay 90% income taxes nomatter what side of the road it's on. He's got to help finance free college even for those that just want a four year vacation.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all these chickens white?
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