A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered
a beer. As he sipped the beer he heard a soothing
voice say, “Nice tie,”
Looking around he noticed that the bar was empty
except for himself and the bartender at the end of
the bar.
A few sips later the voice said, “Beautiful shirt.”
At this the man called the bartender over. “Hey,
I must be losing my mind,” he told him. “I keep
hearing these voices saying nice things, and there’s
not a soul in here but us.”
“It’s the peanuts,” answered the bartender.
“Say what?”
“You heard me. It’s the peanuts…they’re complimentary.”
www.skegley.blogspot.com The Blog of Sam Kegley. Many of my posts to this site are forwarded from trusted friends or family which I acknowledge by their first Name and last initial. I do not intend to release their contact info.
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