Saturday, January 30, 2016

Two Angels ... Thx Tom Q!

Sam,   Enjoy!    Tom Q
 
Two Traveling Angels........ this one will make you think twice!!!!! ..
Keep reading to the bottom of the page -- don't
stop at the feet (You'll see).
 Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a
wealthy family. 
The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement.
As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole
in the wall and repaired it. 
When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, "Things aren't always what they seem"
The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but
very hospitable farmer and his wife. 
After sharing what little food they had, the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field.
The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could
you have let this happen? The first man had everything, yet you helped him, 
she accused. The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let the cow die..
"Things aren't always what they seem," the older angel replied. "When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was
gold stored in that hole in the wall. 
Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn't find it."
 "Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed, the angel of death
came for his wife... I gave him the cow instead.
Things aren't always what they seem."
Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things  don't turn out
the way they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that
every outcome is always to your advantage. You just might not know it
until some time later....

                               Oooo
Some people           (    )
come into our lives   )  /
and quickly go..      (_ /

        oooO
          (    )       Some people
          \\\\  (        become friends
           \\\\_ )    and stay awhile...

leaving beautiful          Oooo
footprints on our         (    )
  hearts...                      )  /
                                   ( _/

               oooO
                (    )      and we are
                 \\\\  (          never
                  \\\\_ )      quite the same
                              because we have
                             made a good
                              friend!!

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!
I think this is special...live and savor every
moment... This is not a dress rehearsal!

        (\\\\        /)
         ( \\\\ __ / )
         (  \\\\()/  )
         (  /   \\\\  )    TAKE THIS LITTLE  ANGEL
         ( / \\\\/ \\\\ )   AND KEEP HER CLOSE TO YOU.
           /      \\\\    SHE IS YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL
          (        )    SENT TO WATCH OVER YOU
           ____


THIS IS A SPECIAL GUARDIAN ANGEL.. SHE WILL WATCH OVER YOU FOREVER....
Now don't delete this message, because it comes from a very special
angel...

    Right Now -
 -somebody is thinking of you.
-somebody is caring about you.
-somebody misses you
-somebody wants to talk to you.
-somebody wants to be with you.
-somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.
-somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.
-somebody wants to hold your hand.
-somebody hopes everything turns out all right.
-somebody wants you to be happy.
-somebody wants you to find him/her.
-somebody is celebrating your successes.
-somebody wants to give you a gift.
-somebody thinks that you ARE a gift.
-somebody loves you.
-somebody admires your strength.
-somebody is thinking of you and smiling.
-somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on.
 Never take away anyone's hope.  That may be all they have.

Females are great! ... Thx Nana and Marge R!

Females are great
 

LOVE THIS ONE! 


 

There are female jokes and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. 

 
I offer it to you in the hope that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it!

 
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. 

 
This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...on one condition..." 

 
Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." 

 
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said...

 
"Clean my house."