Question ... Thx Dr. Ralph H! ( It Don' Matta, they will vote democrat- UGH!)

 A Benefits Question (too serious to be funny)

Dear Sir,

I have a benefits question.

Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter.

After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step-daughter.

My father eventually married her without my authorization.

As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father, my son-in-law.

My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's mother.

This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father. As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife. Therefore, it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild.

A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle.

My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.

In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:

Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?

Sincerely yours,

Mohammed

THE ANSWER:

Of course you qualify Mo. I have arranged to start mailing checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in the United States.

Welcome to your new home my son, 

Barack Obama

 

Karl Jara's sand sculptures ... Thx Sarah R and Jack H ! (PHS 40x's each) Portsmouth Ohio

NOT THE USUAL SAND SCULPTURES
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Worrying is like a rocking chair it gives you something to do but doesn't get you anywhere.  

-Anonymous-

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These are fabulous…so sad it is sand and will not remain in view to the public......

Carl Jara

Jara's sculptures are more about abstraction than creating things that reflect marine life.

Carl Jara

Carl Jara

Carl Jara

He's earned nine World Championship medals for his sand sculptures, and it's not difficult to see why.

Carl Jara

Carl Jara

His work is incredibly unusual, and it's also a little subversive for your average sandcastle competition.

Carl Jara
Carl Jara

Carl Jara

His work is so smooth and refined that you almost forget that what you're looking at is sand, instead of wood or marble.

Carl Jara

Carl Jara

Carl Jara

Carl Jara

Jara studied fine art in college, but soon realized that design was not his strong suit. Instead, he wanted to create with his hands, and sand is the perfect medium.

Carl Jara

Carl Jara

Carl Jara

Carl Jara

The response to his work has been nothing but positive, and Jara has no plans to stop.

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